Readers! If, you skip, this post, you, will, miss, out!
Never, and I mean never, have I read, anything like this, and I’m doubtful of ever doing so again.
Incredible! Amazing! Awesome!
None! Of those, match what this is!
Forget, pity parties! Forget, whining!
This lady rocks! The House Down!
Stomps, said house, and rises, up victorious!!!